That's why today I have bags under my eyes,
But you know it's all right, it's all right.
Because I
Was discovering myself by the light
Of the computer screen that shone so bright,
I was taking that quiz
"Which Beatles Song Describes Your Life?"
It's on Facebook
With all of my twenty million friends
Your daily connections never have to end
Even though you don't know half of them
And wouldn't care if you never saw them again,
Hey hey, let's be Facebook friends.
We all know getting together is so last year,
If you see my face you might see my fear
But you know it's all right, it's all right.
So you
Check your inbox for the fortieth time
When it's empty (again!) you sigh
You update your status
To some mysterious quip or music line.
We're on Facebook
With all of my fifty zillion friends
You're daily connections never have to end
Even though you don't know three-fourths of them
And don't care if you never saw them again
Hey hey, let's be Facebook friends.
Oh,
I think I'll check out everyone's photos,
Where does the time go?
I can't believe I've been on here for
Three hours straight, it's getting so late.
Oh,
I barely know who you are,
I've seen your profile eight times so far
Your "About Me" sections says
That your seventeen,
Prom queen,
And I shouldn't assume by your car
That you are a snob.
So get on Facebook!
With all your hundred trillion friends,
Search for the perfect bumper sticker
Man, the fun never ends!
It doesn't matter that your Friend Wheel
Can't display everyone,
Or that your Super Wall is covered with
All sorts of forward junk,
And even though you don't remember
Who you've accepted or denied,
Or just don't care about them 'cause
You couldn't remember if you tried,
HEY HEY, let's be Facebook friends.
